![]() ![]() Strangler: Cleats?! Get your feet out of my eye sockets!.SpongeBob: Sure! With these spiky cleats, anything is possible! Nyah!.Do you think you could hop up on my shoulders, kid? Strangler: Oh, forget the key! Let's climb through this window.French Narrator: Twenty minutes later.SpongeBob: Don't mention it, Strangler.Strangler: All right, enough of the sappy talk! Open the door so I can strangle you.Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity to say you're the best bodyguard a fella could hope to have. Strangler: Can we just go to your house?!.How about this one, bodyguard? Too overbearing? SpongeBob: I'm not sure if these are my pants.Strangler: Whatever gets us to your house quicker.This one says "best paper towel around," this one says "best paper towel in town." Hmm. Strangler: Uhh, okay, but let's make it quick.That way no one can hear you being strangled. SpongeBob: We could go to my house and turn off all the lights!.Strangler: Well, I suggest we go to a nice, quiet, secluded location, uh, like behind an old dumpster or a dark alley.SpongeBob: Oh, bodyguard, my body is in your guarding hands.Or that receipt for the Phony Baloney Mustache Emporium. Strangler: Well, the maniac could be anywhere, wearing a disguise.Uh, there's too many witnesses around here. SpongeBob: I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands.Strangler: Heh heh, he doesn't look so tough.I need protection from the scariest guy in town. SpongeBob: You don't understand, mister.Strangler: Bodyguard, huh? I might be able to help you out.I gotta get out of town 'til I can find a bodyguard. Krabs: The Tattletale Strangler?! Go away, SpongeBob! Take your death cloud with you! So, where is this little bully? Down at the park? The sodey shop? What does he look like, eh, boy? When he sees me moves, he'll be running scared. Krabs: I wasn't five-time 'Golden Claws' in the navy for nothin'. Krabs! There's a maniac after me! I need a bodyguard! Officer Johnson: Yeah, give us a call if you see him again.Officer Nancy: We ain't bodyguards, kid.SpongeBob: You nice officers will protect me, right?. ![]()
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